SFX: (Darth Vader noises)
BUT: Blinds, put down the bong and get over here!
BLI: Woah! Good almonds.
BUT: Help me pick up Pazlo. Hmm seems to've gained a few pounds since our last episode.
PAZ: What happened?
BLI: You keeled over like a ferry full of geriatric passengers.
PAZ: I remember, I had this terrible dream that you and Butto were running My show!
BUT: Umm Paz? We are.
PAZ: But what happened?
BLI: Are you mental? I told you you keeled over!
PAZ: No, not that, how did you two side kicks get in charge?
BUT: While you were watching skirts and martinis, we were watching our stock options.
PAZ: That's just wrong, this can't be happening!
SFX: Door opens/shuts
BUT: Who's that?
PAZ: I hope it's a script girl with a new revision, this one bites!
BUT:That won't change the fact that I am número UNO
PAZ:This isn't a card game Butto
BLI:Yahtzee!
PAZ:Shut up Blinds!
BLI: But it’s Dr. Yahtzee!
BUT:Dr. Yahtzee? I thought he was the Bulgarian cleaning woman?
PAZ:And just how do you know what a Hungarian cleaning woman looks like?
BUT:Not Hungarian, Bulgarian! You know, overweight, smells like garlic & beets, has a mustache.
PAZ:Beets have mustaches?
BLI:Not the point!
CLEAN: No, not Yahtzee, Yahtchezka, cleaning woman of Armenia.
CLEAN: No, not Yahtzee, Yahtchezka, cleaning woman of Armenia.
I brought new script. Revision 42 & 2/3.
PAZ: Whew, that was close, I thought we were goners for sure.
SFX: Door crashing open.
COP: FREEZE! Everybody put your hands in the air.
You, the ugly one in the stupid clothes, stop with the jazz hands or I'll pump you full of lead!
BLI: Party pooper.
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