Sunday, September 7, 2014

BUT: I just got an email from the HR Lady.

PAZ: HR PERSON.

BUT: The script girl filed a grievance!

PAZ: Another one?

BLI: You missed the schedualed meeting about her time off.

BUT: Time off? She wants time off for Pilates!

BLI: I had pilates once, I had to sit on this donut shaped cushion and pu ointment on my

PAZ: That'll be enough out of you!

BUT: I don't understand how management works. Crap, theres phone messages too, listen!

SFX: BEEP

SHEILA: Hello Mr. Beuto, this is Sheila from Human Resources again. I haven't recieved a call or an email from you in two days regarding Ms Janson's Pilates issue.  We really need to resolve this urgent matter as soon as possible.  You can reach me at extension 2258, thanks.

SFX: BEEP

SHE:Mr. Beuto, this is Sheila from Human Resources again.  You have not returned my calls or emails about this Pilates problem and we really need to put this behind us.  Moving forward, can I pencil you in for a meeting on Teeuesday the 27th at 1:00 pm?
I've spoken with Mr. Blinds and he is completely on  board aith this, I'd like to think that you're a team player as well and I'd certainly hate to bring this matter up at the next board meeting...
So, we'll be seeing you on Teeuesday at one then, ok? Ok Byee.

PAZ: Heavy lies the head that wears the crown...

BUT: Shut up Paz.