Sunday, July 27, 2014

Since we've established Blinds was a Knitter, we could give him some lines like
"Oh knit!" or "Knit or get off the pot!"
I don't know enough knitting/crocheting terminology.  Crochet hooks, knitting needles, knit one perl two, etc.
Maybe he minored in Needlepoint in college.

Tuesday, July 15, 2014

SFX: Theme Music.

BUT: During the commercial we maneuvered  around the guard dogs , the alarm and the lasers, and found our selves in Moritorium's bowels, er, I mean in the bowels of Moritorium's warehouse. 

MIK:An' like me mutter used to say, if ye don't believe me ye can cut off me feet and make me walk a mile on burning coal beds.

PAZ: That's just wonderful Mike, but I'm sure we can find our own way around.

BUT: Yeah, you know how it is, if you've seen one warehouse you've seen 'em all.

PAZ: (Whispering) I think we can outrun him, lets make a break for it. (Out Loud)Well Mike thanks for all the help, but I think we can take it from here.
(Whispers) Run!

SFX: Running footsteps

MIK: (Fading) And if ye don't believe that you can cut me tongue out, roast it over an open fire and make me play 20 questions...


PAZ: Another warehouse, I'm starting to see a pattern.

BUT: Pattern? Paz, the last time we were in a warehouse

PAZ: Ooh, ooh! I know, it was in Halifax!

BUT: Umm, yeah. Funny we should end up in another warehouse, I guess the writer's couldn't come up with a better plot point.

PAZ: It's always worked in the past. Ah ha, here's the door.

BUT: How do you know?

PAZ: How do I know what?

BUT: Don't start that again, how do you know it's Moritorium's door?

PAZ:It has his name on it.. Uh oh, it's locked.

BUT: Dummy locked..

BLI: Now we'll never get in!

SFX: Rattling key like noises.

PAZ: There.

BUT: You opened it

PAZ:Just like shootin' monkeys in a barrel.

BUT:How do they get those monkey's in there anyway?

PAZ:Who's in charge of Monkey-barreling?

BLI:Isn't it supposed to be fish?

PAZ:Don't be ridiculous, you can't stuff monkey's in a fish!

BUT:Have you been smoking almonds again? 

BLI:What? No! 

PAZ:Give him a breathalyzer! 

BUT:Here pee into this cup. 

BLI:No! How dare you!

BUT: Oh, my bad.

PAZ: Your bad what?

BUT: What?

PAZ: Or are you saying YOU'RE bad

BUT: My bad what?

PAZ: That's what I said

BL: No, that's what SHE said (Laughes)

PAZ: That's it! I'm gonna punch your ticket cause you're takin' a one way ride to palookaville!

SFX: Door creaking.

MORITORIUM: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis Pazlo. I see you've brought the Butcher with you.

BLI: Don't forget me, hi Morty!

MORI: Blinds you rancid grease stain, what are you doing here?

BLI: Rescuing officers, see?

PAZ: That's what I've been saying since episode 4! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

BUT: What have you done with Marsh?

BLI: He owes me money!

PAZ: Fer cryin' out loud, I'll give you the $5 if you'll just shut up!

MORI: Oh, I've got something special in mind for Victor.

BUT: Don't do it, do not do the evil laugh or I will pepper spray you!

SFX: Pssst!

BLI: Ow! My eyes!

BUT: Oops, sorry Blinds, I got a little excited, new pepper spray, y'know how it is.

BLI: No, how is it?!

BUT: Like this

SFX: Pssst!

BLI: You jerk you sprayed me again, I can't see!

PAZ: So now you're blind...Blinds? I crack myself up!