Monday, December 23, 2013

Episode 32 rev 41.326

BUT: This is getting us nowhere!

PTR: Der is a helicopter on de beach.

PAZ: I'm getting seasick from rowing in circles!

PTR: But der is a helicopter on de beach. 

BLI: I can't feel my legs!

PTR: Der helicopter on de beach. 

BUT: What about the freakin' helicopter?

PTR: I can fly it. 

PAZ: Seriously?

BLI: How can we get to it?

BUT: Are you kidding? 

PAZ: it's 30 feet away and the waters only 2 feet deep. 

BLI: Let's go!

SFX: Splashing noises. Door opening, Helicopter noises (How are we going to do this one?)

PAZ: Pooter, Piper, Peter, whatever the hell your name is, are you sure you know how to fly this thing?

PTR: Da, is simple, I pump fuel, I start blades, engage spark and...(motor coughing, sputtering)

BUT: Simple...right.

PTR: Quiet! It should vork, I know vhat I'm doink.

SFX: Grinding noises, motor coughing, starting; egg beater sounds.

PTR: Dere, is goink, strap one on, ve're flyink!

BUT: I think i'm gonna be pukeink! Can't you level this thing out?

PTR: Shut up and let me drive!

PAZ: Are we supposed to be spinning in circles? I thought only the rotors did that.

BUT: Barfing noises

BLI: There's the ship!

PAZ: Oh my God, we're gonna crash!

PTR: Dere vill be no crashink, hard landink, but no crashink!

SFX: Loud crashink...i mean crashing sounds.

PAZ: Get out quick, we'll take them by surprise!