SFX: Theme Music.

BUT: During the commercial we maneuvered  around the guard dogs , the alarm and the lasers, and found our selves in Moritorium's bowels, er, I mean in the bowels of Moritorium's warehouse. 

MIK:An' like me mutter used to say, if ye don't believe me ye can cut off me feet and make me walk a mile on burning coal beds.

PAZ: That's just wonderful Mike, but I'm sure we can find our own way around.

BUT: Yeah, you know how it is, if you've seen one warehouse you've seen 'em all.

PAZ: (Whispering) I think we can outrun him, lets make a break for it. (Out Loud)Well Mike thanks for all the help, but I think we can take it from here.
(Whispers) Run!

SFX: Running footsteps

MIK: (Fading) And if ye don't believe that you can cut me tongue out, roast it over an open fire and make me play 20 questions...


PAZ: Another warehouse, I'm starting to see a pattern.

BUT: Pattern? Paz, the last time we were in a warehouse

PAZ: Ooh, ooh! I know, it was in Halifax!

BUT: Umm, yeah. Funny we should end up in another warehouse, I guess the writer's couldn't come up with a better plot point.

PAZ: It's always worked in the past. Ah ha, here's the door.

BUT: How do you know?

PAZ: How do I know what?

BUT: Don't start that again, how do you know it's Moritorium's door?

PAZ:It has his name on it.. Uh oh, it's locked.

BUT: Dummy locked..

BLI: Now we'll never get in!

SFX: Rattling key like noises.

PAZ: There.

BUT: You opened it

PAZ:Just like shootin' monkeys in a barrel.

BUT:How do they get those monkey's in there anyway?

PAZ:Who's in charge of Monkey-barreling?

BLI:Isn't it supposed to be fish?

PAZ:Don't be ridiculous, you can't stuff monkey's in a fish!

BUT:Have you been smoking almonds again? 

BLI:What? No! 

PAZ:Give him a breathalyzer! 

BUT:Here pee into this cup. 

BLI:No! How dare you!

BUT: Oh, my bad.

PAZ: Your bad what?

BUT: What?

PAZ: Or are you saying YOU'RE bad

BUT: My bad what?

PAZ: That's what I said

BL: No, that's what SHE said (Laughes)

PAZ: That's it! I'm gonna punch your ticket cause you're takin' a one way ride to palookaville!

SFX: Door creaking.

MORITORIUM: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis Pazlo. I see you've brought the Butcher with you.

BLI: Don't forget me, hi Morty!

MORI: Blinds you rancid grease stain, what are you doing here?

BLI: Rescuing officers, see?

PAZ: That's what I've been saying since episode 4! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?

BUT: What have you done with Marsh?

BLI: He owes me money!

PAZ: Fer cryin' out loud, I'll give you the $5 if you'll just shut up!

MORI: Oh, I've got something special in mind for Victor.

BUT: Don't do it, do not do the evil laugh or I will pepper spray you!

SFX: Pssst!

BLI: Ow! My eyes!

BUT: Oops, sorry Blinds, I got a little excited, new pepper spray, y'know how it is.

BLI: No, how is it?!

BUT: Like this

SFX: Pssst!

BLI: You jerk you sprayed me again, I can't see!

PAZ: So now you're blind...Blinds? I crack myself up!

How about if we end it the way we used to, with a huge explosion  and then a voice over ala Rocky & Bullwinkle or Batman
Will our guys ever see daylight again?
Will Marsh ever be rescued
Why is Blinds so revolting to the eye?
Tune in again next time to The Adventures of Pazlo & Butto to find out!

ZUZU LINES;
Helen Keller could drive better than you.
Stevie Wonder could have seen that coming.
Where did you get your license, Walmart?
Who taught you how to drive, Stephan Hawking?

[Theme music]

PAZ: After the commercial, we crept down the back alleys to the warehouse.

MIKE O'HANLIHAN: (Irish accent) Hold up there, lads. This is private property!

PAZ: Oh, hi. Mick Pazlo, Private Investigator.

MIK: Mike O'Hanlihan, Private Security Guard. You boys aren't going to make me shoot you now, are ye?

BLI: NO! NO! Don't shoot! I surrender! I did it! I confess!

BUT: Shut up, Blinds.

MIK: Is that Russell Blinds, really?

PAZ: You know him?

MIK: Sure an' I do! Knitters Hall of Famer, right?

BLI: (blushing) Why, yes. As a matter of fact. Three times Nationals, NATS champ in '63.

MIK: Can I get yer autograph Mr.Blinds?

BUT: MISTER Blinds?

BLI: Why of course. Anything for my fans!

PAZ: That's...something...I guess. Well, Mike, we're looking for our old cohort, and we're led to believe he's here in this warehouse complex.

MIK:Cohogs? A whorehouse? Say again?

BUT: Here's a photo. Have you seen this man? Victor Marsh, goes by the name of Frank.

MIK: Why yes, yes I have. He's in the warehouse alright, with Mr.Maury.

PAZ: Really? Are you sure it's him?

MIK: Aye, you can cut me liver if I ain't tellin' the truth. He's here.

BUT: Great! Thanks Mike.

MIK: Yes, you can pop me own eyes out, fry 'em up with a couple of eggs and make me watch you eat 'em if it's not the God's honest truth.

BLI: Thanks Mike. Let's go find him.

MIK: If I'm tellin' a lie you can take a hot poker and shove it up my

ALL: ALRIGHT MIKE! We believe you.

PAZ: How do we get in there?

MIK: Oh, you can't get in. Top secret. The door is even locked.

BUT: Then how do you know Mr.Marsh is in there?

MIK: Oh, I have a key to the lock. In case I need to...uh...use the facilities.

BLI: What are we waiting for? Let's go!

MIK: Just a moment lads. How do I know you aren't kidnappers or something?

PAZ: Look. Look at this face. It's ME. Mick Pazlo, Private Instigator. I'm sure you recognize me from the "Adventures of Pazlo & Butto".

MIK: (hesitating, thinking) Mmm. Nope. Can't say I do.

PAZ: WHAT? Do you live in a cave or something?

BUT: Mr.O'Hurlihanlio..er..whatever..Surely you'll recognize the name Fritz Butto? Band Leader, Big Time radio show producer? Owner of GWP and B&B Productions?

MIK: Mmm. Seems like I've heard of GWP somewhere...Knitting maybe? Ever drive a half-track?

PAZ: The Pazlo-Tracker! I haven't thought of that in years!! That's ME! The Afreaka Corps!!

MIK: No. I don't think so. But I recognize Mr.Blinds from the Knitter Wars!

BLI: Well, that was hardly my best hour, but I was quite a hero in my day.

PAZ: Hero?

BUT: Like hero sandwich, y'mean?

MIK: Now I guess I can see my way clear to let Mr.Blinds in. If he can vouch for the rest of you...

PAZ: Of course he can! He's our partner.

BLI: Uh, Butto's partner. To you I'm just a boss.

PAZ: Why you sniveling snotbag, I ought to...

MIK: Wait, wait! The fight scene is four minutes out now, don't jump ahead.

PAZ: I'm gonna jump on Blinds's head in a second.

BUT: Mr.O'Hurdy-Gurdy, surely you can trust a great Knitting Hero such as Mr.Blinds. We're trying to save a man's life here!

PAZ: We are?

BUT: Shut up a sec.

BLI: I thought we were here to get our money.

BUT: Could both of you just shut up.

PAZ: What if...

BUT: SHUT!

BLI: I guess he..

BUT: SHUT! SHUT UP! STOP TALKING! SAY NO MORE!

PAZ: Even...

BUT Yes, even. Now Mike, can you get us in or not?

MIK: Of course I can! It's the truth! Cut off me toes and make me walk home if I'm lyin'.

PAZ: Great, thanks Mike.

MIK: If it ain't the truth you can pour kerosene in my eyes and touch a match to it.

BUT: Okay Mike, we're with you.

MIK: Shore and if it's a lie you could take a jack hammer with a fourteen-inch mortar bit, wind that thing up and jam it up my

ALL: ALRIGHT MIKE!! Yes, we believe you!

MIK: If it's okay with Mr.Blinds, it's good by me.

(Long silent pause)

PAZ: Blinds?

BLI: MISTER Blinds to you, half-shaft. I'm thinking...what have you guys done for me lately?

BUT: Well, we didn't kill you just now, that's one thing.

PAZ: And we didn't kill you this morning, either...

BLI: What about the time you guys killed me in that meatball case?

BUT: You weren't really killed, remember? It was a sound effect.

BLI: Oh, yeah.

PAZ: So?

BLI: Oh alright I guess. But there better be a bonus this time.

PAZ: I got a bonus for you.

MIK: Okay, we can go in. But we must be ever-so-careful of the guard dogs. And the alarm, and the laser system.

BUT:Really?

MIK: Of course, really. If I'm lyin' you can take a Bosch Bulldog Hammer Drill and drill out all me teeth while I smiles at ye.

PAZ: What?

MIK: You can take a bench grinder and hold me head to it 'til you grind it to a nub.

BLI: Okay Mike, thanks.

MIK: If it ain't the truth you can fire up a chain saw, tie me to a log and cut me right up the

ALL: ALRIGHT MIKE! We believe you. Can we go now?

MIK: Sure. Right this way.

BUT: I've got two Adam and eve's a bloodhound in the hay, bossie in a bowl & three Noah's boys on white high and dry dying in the window, c'mon Mable pick up!

PAZ:Butto, what the hell are you talking about?

BUT:I must've picked up the wrong script during the commercial. Where's that continuity girl?

PAZ: Continuity PERSON. You're creating a hostile work environment. 

BLI: The continuity person is on strike. She claims we violated the contract when we didn't provide any food.

PAZ: We have a contract? Where's my union rep?

BUT: Provided food?!  We gave her a bottle of water and a half an hour break every other day, what more did she want?

PAZ:I need a copy of the contract. Did I sign up for this?

Where's the local ASCAP Office?

BLI:Los Angeles. 

PAZ:I'm calling my manager!

BLI:I'm your manager!

PAZ:You're fired!

BLI:What?!

PAZ:This is the worst gig I've ever had. 

BLI:This is the only gig you've ever had!

You're creating a hostile work environment

The union's on strike 

a writers strike

You violated the contract (what contract?) and gave us no food.

Where's my union rep?

We have a contract?

I need a copy of the contract.

Did I sign up for this?

Where's the local ASCAP Office?

I'm calling my manager!

I am your manager!

You're fired!

What?!

This is the worst gig I've ever had

This is the only gig you've ever had

Did you realize that we've been working on this thing since September of 2012?
This episode is a year and a half (nearly) in the making!
The guys have landed (crashed) the helicopter on the deck of the ship and have found March tied to a chair with his feet in a bucket of cement when they're caught by Mastriano's goons.
Apparently Marsh signed some papers without reading them, I'm thinking he signed all his assets over to Mastriano, or something along those lines.
Just had a thought, what if Blinds didn't have enough cash to buy his shares of B&B productions and borrowed heavily from Marsh.  The papers Marsh signed allow Mastriano to either collect the money Blinds owes him or he now owns 50% of B & B productions.
Anyway They now have to get past the goons & free Marsh and get away.

Holy Crapola, the guys have gone the long way around to get to the end, and still haven't had a bite to eat!  I think Blinds ate some breadsticks in one scene, but I could be wrong.   OOH! I'm not sure what I just did there, but my computer just highlighted stuff for no apparent reason and indented all the sentences.  Weird.