You're creating a hostile work environment

The union's on strike 

a writers strike

You violated the contract (what contract?) and gave us no food.

Where's my union rep?

We have a contract?

I need a copy of the contract.

Did I sign up for this?

Where's the local ASCAP Office?

I'm calling my manager!

I am your manager!

You're fired!

What?!

This is the worst gig I've ever had

This is the only gig you've ever had