BUT: I've got two Adam and eve's a bloodhound in the hay, bossie in a bowl & three Noah's boys on white high and dry dying in the window, c'mon Mable pick up!

PAZ:Butto, what the hell are you talking about?

BUT:I must've picked up the wrong script during the commercial. Where's that continuity girl?

PAZ: Continuity PERSON. You're creating a hostile work environment. 

BLI: The continuity person is on strike. She claims we violated the contract when we didn't provide any food.

PAZ: We have a contract? Where's my union rep?

BUT: Provided food?!  We gave her a bottle of water and a half an hour break every other day, what more did she want?

PAZ:I need a copy of the contract. Did I sign up for this?

Where's the local ASCAP Office?

BLI:Los Angeles. 

PAZ:I'm calling my manager!

BLI:I'm your manager!

PAZ:You're fired!

BLI:What?!

PAZ:This is the worst gig I've ever had. 

BLI:This is the only gig you've ever had!