Bates motel cleanser catchphrase is "oh mother mud! mud!"

Those pesky stains! When you've had a hard day at work and it's time to scrub that nasty shower stall, nothing works better than Norman's.
Made with carbolic acid, it removes the toughest most stubborn stains from showers, tubs, staircases and any other place where CSI may want to look.

Well, it looks like you've stopped paying any attention to this.
I haven't looked at it in months, guess it's gone nowhere and has died a quiet death.
It seems it's true, you can't go home again.

We've got to wrap this up soon, I've got tickets to the Destructoball finals.

Who's playing?

St. Lucia in the Bahamas vs North Korea.
Korea's a shoe-in.

I heard St. Lucia is bringing in a couple of ringers

What?

Yup, Ollie North and Karl Rove.

Damn, and I put $50 on Korea, I'm ruined!

BUTTO:Hi, I'm Fritz Butto and I'm here to tell you about a great opportunity...
BLINDS:and I am rusty blinds!
BUTTO: (Sigh) I...we're here to tell you about B&B productions, a small independent station looking for talented young writers and on air talent who want to double as part-time secretaries or interns in the exciting field of radio detective work.So if you are an up-and-comer with plenty of get up and go and the ability to break glass looking to make it in a new and exciting career, call B and B productions at Wembley mumble three or 27 model model model those numbers again are monthly mobile EE or 49 mumbling mobile, operators are standing by.

While all this is going on Pazlo was in the background making comments about it loud enough to be heard, Blinds steps in and an argument ensues FADE

PAZ:That's what you came up with?
BUT: Out of 64 takes it was the best one.
BLI: I think the producer quit, said something about litigation

They look like Chinese characters.

(Bad Asian accent) Hey who you carring character?
I Ambassador from Penn Yan; Mai Fro Ap

Get this man a pail! Etc

This is horrid wife, Hu Yu.

Oh sure, it's all about you, just because you got thrown through a plate glass window, fell backwards down a flight of cement stairs and into a barrel full of fish hooks!

I'm bleeding, can someone get me a styptic pencil?

I supposed you'd like a bandaid too?

BUT: We've been had!

PAZ: Butto! That's disgusting!

BUT: Not in the biblical sense! We've been hoodwinked!

PAZ: I don't follow you.

BLI: He means someone pulled the wool over our eyes!

PAZ: Figures an unreformed knitter like you would find a way to bring wool into it.

BLI: Did you think I was going to spin you a yarn Pazlo?

BUT: Blinds put down that crochet hook!

SFX:Loud crashing noises

BUT: Katrina!

BLI: Piotr!

PAZ: Zuzu!

MAR: Forget someone?

ALL: Marsh, what are YOU doing
     here?

MAR: Rescuing you numbskulls,      
     now get down!

SFX: Blazing gunfire, bazookas, Howitzers, etc.

BLI: Look out, he's got a sheet of paper!

MAST: This is your last chance Pazlo, give us Marsh or your gonna get belly full of hot lead

BLI: We haven't had a restaurant scene in 3 days, at this point that sounds pretty good