They look like Chinese characters.

(Bad Asian accent) Hey who you carring character?
I Ambassador from Penn Yan; Mai Fro Ap

Get this man a pail! Etc

This is horrid wife, Hu Yu.

Oh sure, it's all about you, just because you got thrown through a plate glass window, fell backwards down a flight of cement stairs and into a barrel full of fish hooks!

I'm bleeding, can someone get me a styptic pencil?

I supposed you'd like a bandaid too?