Since we've established Blinds was a Knitter, we could give him some lines like
"Oh knit!" or "Knit or get off the pot!"
I don't know enough knitting/crocheting terminology. Crochet hooks, knitting needles, knit one perl two, etc.
Maybe he minored in Needlepoint in college.
Sunday, July 27, 2014
Tuesday, July 15, 2014
SFX: Theme Music.
BUT: During the commercial we maneuvered around the guard dogs , the alarm and the lasers, and found our selves in Moritorium's bowels, er, I mean in the bowels of Moritorium's warehouse.
MIK:An' like me mutter used to say, if ye don't believe me ye can cut off me feet and make me walk a mile on burning coal beds.
PAZ: That's just wonderful Mike, but I'm sure we can find our own way around.
BUT: Yeah, you know how it is, if you've seen one warehouse you've seen 'em all.
PAZ: (Whispering) I think we can outrun him, lets make a break for it. (Out Loud)Well Mike thanks for all the help, but I think we can take it from here.
(Whispers) Run!
SFX: Running footsteps
MIK: (Fading) And if ye don't believe that you can cut me tongue out, roast it over an open fire and make me play 20 questions...
PAZ: Another warehouse, I'm starting to see a pattern.
BUT: Pattern? Paz, the last time we were in a warehouse
PAZ: Ooh, ooh! I know, it was in Halifax!
BUT: Umm, yeah. Funny we should end up in another warehouse, I guess the writer's couldn't come up with a better plot point.
PAZ: It's always worked in the past. Ah ha, here's the door.
BUT: How do you know?
PAZ: How do I know what?
BUT: Don't start that again, how do you know it's Moritorium's door?
PAZ:It has his name on it.. Uh oh, it's locked.
BUT: Dummy locked..
BLI: Now we'll never get in!
SFX: Rattling key like noises.
PAZ: There.
BUT: You opened it
PAZ:Just like shootin' monkeys in a barrel.
BUT:How do they get those monkey's in there anyway?
PAZ:Who's in charge of Monkey-barreling?
BLI:Isn't it supposed to be fish?
PAZ:Don't be ridiculous, you can't stuff monkey's in a fish!
BUT:Have you been smoking almonds again?
BLI:What? No!
PAZ:Give him a breathalyzer!
BUT:Here pee into this cup.
BLI:No! How dare you!
BUT: Oh, my bad.
PAZ: Your bad what?
BUT: What?
PAZ: Or are you saying YOU'RE bad
BUT: My bad what?
PAZ: That's what I said
BL: No, that's what SHE said (Laughes)
PAZ: That's it! I'm gonna punch your ticket cause you're takin' a one way ride to palookaville!
SFX: Door creaking.
MORITORIUM: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis Pazlo. I see you've brought the Butcher with you.
BLI: Don't forget me, hi Morty!
MORI: Blinds you rancid grease stain, what are you doing here?
BLI: Rescuing officers, see?
PAZ: That's what I've been saying since episode 4! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
BUT: What have you done with Marsh?
BLI: He owes me money!
PAZ: Fer cryin' out loud, I'll give you the $5 if you'll just shut up!
MORI: Oh, I've got something special in mind for Victor.
BUT: Don't do it, do not do the evil laugh or I will pepper spray you!
SFX: Pssst!
BLI: Ow! My eyes!
BUT: Oops, sorry Blinds, I got a little excited, new pepper spray, y'know how it is.
BLI: No, how is it?!
BUT: Like this
SFX: Pssst!
BLI: You jerk you sprayed me again, I can't see!
PAZ: So now you're blind...Blinds? I crack myself up!
BUT: During the commercial we maneuvered around the guard dogs , the alarm and the lasers, and found our selves in Moritorium's bowels, er, I mean in the bowels of Moritorium's warehouse.
MIK:An' like me mutter used to say, if ye don't believe me ye can cut off me feet and make me walk a mile on burning coal beds.
PAZ: That's just wonderful Mike, but I'm sure we can find our own way around.
BUT: Yeah, you know how it is, if you've seen one warehouse you've seen 'em all.
PAZ: (Whispering) I think we can outrun him, lets make a break for it. (Out Loud)Well Mike thanks for all the help, but I think we can take it from here.
(Whispers) Run!
SFX: Running footsteps
MIK: (Fading) And if ye don't believe that you can cut me tongue out, roast it over an open fire and make me play 20 questions...
PAZ: Another warehouse, I'm starting to see a pattern.
BUT: Pattern? Paz, the last time we were in a warehouse
PAZ: Ooh, ooh! I know, it was in Halifax!
BUT: Umm, yeah. Funny we should end up in another warehouse, I guess the writer's couldn't come up with a better plot point.
PAZ: It's always worked in the past. Ah ha, here's the door.
BUT: How do you know?
PAZ: How do I know what?
BUT: Don't start that again, how do you know it's Moritorium's door?
PAZ:It has his name on it.. Uh oh, it's locked.
BUT: Dummy locked..
BLI: Now we'll never get in!
SFX: Rattling key like noises.
PAZ: There.
BUT: You opened it
PAZ:Just like shootin' monkeys in a barrel.
BUT:How do they get those monkey's in there anyway?
PAZ:Who's in charge of Monkey-barreling?
BLI:Isn't it supposed to be fish?
PAZ:Don't be ridiculous, you can't stuff monkey's in a fish!
BUT:Have you been smoking almonds again?
BLI:What? No!
PAZ:Give him a breathalyzer!
BUT:Here pee into this cup.
BLI:No! How dare you!
BUT: Oh, my bad.
PAZ: Your bad what?
BUT: What?
PAZ: Or are you saying YOU'RE bad
BUT: My bad what?
PAZ: That's what I said
BL: No, that's what SHE said (Laughes)
PAZ: That's it! I'm gonna punch your ticket cause you're takin' a one way ride to palookaville!
SFX: Door creaking.
MORITORIUM: Well, well, well, if it isn't my old nemesis Pazlo. I see you've brought the Butcher with you.
BLI: Don't forget me, hi Morty!
MORI: Blinds you rancid grease stain, what are you doing here?
BLI: Rescuing officers, see?
PAZ: That's what I've been saying since episode 4! Why doesn't anyone listen to me?
BUT: What have you done with Marsh?
BLI: He owes me money!
PAZ: Fer cryin' out loud, I'll give you the $5 if you'll just shut up!
MORI: Oh, I've got something special in mind for Victor.
BUT: Don't do it, do not do the evil laugh or I will pepper spray you!
SFX: Pssst!
BLI: Ow! My eyes!
BUT: Oops, sorry Blinds, I got a little excited, new pepper spray, y'know how it is.
BLI: No, how is it?!
BUT: Like this
SFX: Pssst!
BLI: You jerk you sprayed me again, I can't see!
PAZ: So now you're blind...Blinds? I crack myself up!
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